Reader Submitted: A Wolf's Xmas Wishes

Woof has his woofmas wishlist ready
..if anyone wishes to take care of it..

Ok.. woofs wishes from highest to lowest priority:
1: A girlfriend.. uniformed.. police or military, doesn't matter which (as long as she's a police officer).

2: A nom.

3: One gaming rig to rule them all, one gaming rig to find them, one gaming rig to bring them all and in the cuteness bind them!

4: A life.

...... Wait.. that last one is wrong.. it's supposed to be "another nom."

A Strange Wolf (Henning Lionheart)