Reader Submitted: Girls And Their Giant Melons on Tera's Beach

Malya Violetsong's reports on the MMO "Tera."

"Newsfox Malya here once again! The one and only president (and member) of the Bixyl Fan Club of TERA! Today I am investigating the beach and right away someone said to me "nice melons! Think I will squeeze the juice from one!" It was only after I knocked him out I realized he didn't mean mine, since apparently he wanted vitamin C and not a size C. ^^" Next, I built a sandcastle that would impress anyone other than Anakin Skywalker, since I guess it was too coarse a structure for his taste! Up next I played with the biggest water cannon on the beach! And splashed the local 'stud' with a solid 50 gallon shot to his groin! Unfortunately for him, ... it was a real wet one! Yes, it was silly. Anywho, this is Newsfox Malya, President of the Bixyl Fan Club of TERA (and vice-president of island spice!) signing off from the--hey!!! Don't touch my melons! That would make me a real beach, you bum!! D:< This segment was brought to you by TERA-Bull Sandy Wet Shorts, where sand in your buns would lead even DJ Snowy to laugh from the deep tickles wherever she sits! After all, even Ra-pun-zel couldn't escape that hairy situation...! No fairy tail characters got hair knots and no actual DJs ended up with a lifetime supply of sandpaper during the making of this advertisement, thank you!"

Malya Violetsong

Reader Submitted: At The Tera Summer Festival

Malya Violetsong's reports on the MMO "Tera."

TERA Newsfox Malya, President of the Bixyl Fan Club of TERA (and Vice-President, with a vice only for fresh pepper!) reporting that the TERA Summer Festival has gone off without a hitch, since the posts were removed after mounting horses or dragons was deemed to be too perverted... Tonight at the Temple of the Wisdom Tree it seems the Vampirs are having a bloody-good time... not so much for their human hostages, but hit them with a holy spell and even Vampirs will run around high on the hog since they get turned into... hogs and their bacon gets fried! Holy bad pun-ch lines, Batnotman! Even the sloths in the temple are having a party! But it's a rather crappy situation for those who clean it up... trust me, at the moment the entrance smells like real big dump at the moment! Shaved ice, on the other hand, is this summer's coolest treat, and quite cold when it falls off it's cone and hits you. I recommend wearing strawberry red dresses like mine, so the stains of Vampir's Blood flavoring doesn't stain! ...much! Tank battles seem to happen here a lot for some reason! And being tanked, it is no wonder why the the players driving them can't hit anything! Anywho, this is Newsfox Malya of the Bixyl Fan Club of TERA, signing off! And autographs! This message was brought to you by TERA-Bull Vampir Repellant and Shaved Ice Flavorings, the vendor stall where the featherweight jokes are so bad they will tickle DJ SnowBuns into fleeing from last week's bakery as one hawt, cross Bun to say "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" No actual bunnies or DJs were tickled in response to the making of this advertisement, thank you!

Malya Violetsong

Reader Submitted: Reporting From Terra

"Hello! TERA's very own news fox and the president of the TERA Bixyl News Fox Fan Club (and vice president... with no vices!) here! Big news tonight! Participants of the PvP Battleground "Kumas Royale" found their challenge tonight to not so much be a piece of cake... as the battle was to bake cakes! Not as easy as pie, it would seem! As the red team got creamed with pies, it seems! Consensual, being a battleground, of course! 

In the end, the strain proved to be too much for one Human as he ended up completely baked on his own brownies, which ironically did not score very high. In the end, it was a star player in another game who won and beat them all, eggs included. The one and only Naughty Nydia baked a cake so royale it became a total flush across the internet for the players in Kumas, their failed attempt becoming only a royale pain in the tail to clean up. 

Signing off, live from the local studio TERA Bull Puns and News, the one and only News Fox Malya, Bixyl News Fox Fan Club President! This message was brought to you by the following sponsor: Half-Baked Puns-R-Us, where the puns are so stale, they make DJ Snowy go 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' 

 Malya Violetsong

Reader Submitted: "The Three Amigos" in Tera?

From Malya Violetsong (DaughterOfArboria Resident). She talked me into playing the MMO Terra a bit, so I decided on the name "Gaskyl" for my character while she had one, Kacina. Going along, we came across one with a name very similar to my Second Life name, "Bix?! You has a twin?! 'Bixano'?!" She would send me this picture

Los Dos Amigos y Una Amiga?!

Gaskyl (Bixyl) the Ferret, Bixano the Puss in Boots, and Kacina the sideways horse rider?!

The guy was Away From Keyboard, so no telling where the name came from. Maybe he was a reader of the Newser who was giving Tera a try as well.