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Loosing bets can be such a "drag." ;-)

By Bixyl Shuftan

More Trouble for the Fuzz: Fuzzball Ortega Offers to Wear a Dress for the Relay

It seems our favorite Lycan just can't stay out of trouble if it involves a few bucks for the Relay for Life. Last year there was "The Hair" which he wore after a fundraising goal was reached. Now it seems there's something new that no man less than completely secure with his masculinity would agree to.

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The RFL Kiosk at the Steelhead train station. Between June 9th and June 15th at 7:00 PM, for every L$5000 donated to this kiosk, Fuzz will run a lap in a dress on Relay Weekend, July 14th and 15th. Kiosk only raises L$5000, it's one lap, L$10000 it's two laps, L$15000 three laps, and so on.

Genie Burton picks the dress, so if you have any ideas, let her know. Also, don't forget to check out the RFL vendor for the nifty Chinese Dragon Fish Medicine Hat, created by Belle Milneaux, only L$50. Great for anyone who was in a Bid Me Bald event.

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I only got a small part of the Relay chat, but there were clearly a number of chuckles about this announcement. One of the ladies called it "Fuzzilicious." His fiance Eugine was laughing just as much as everyone else. And of course it was called an opportunity for blackmail photos.

No word on whether or not Fuzz will be in his wolf form when wearing the dress or not.


Steelhead City Commons, Steelhead (82, 244, 25)

SL Speed Limit 450 MPH!

Drag Racing Rocks Second Life With Blinding Speeds! Only the rules limit speeds to 450 MPH, Second Life (SL) drag racers are burning rubber and making tracks! Yes they CAN get out of Denver baby! Woooooooosh!

SL hockey legend, Antonia Foggarty, does SL wrestling and SL drag racing. She invited me to her motorsports factory to view her newest creations, a pair of steps-on trucks with Hemi-modified engines (Picture 1). Sweet!

In Picture 2, Antonia models her pro-sports driver outfit in front of a cherry Plymouth dragster titled Sox and Martin. She explained that it's quite unusual to put Ford parts in a GM car! Oh really!

At Antonia's invitation, I headed out to the drag strip to catch some car thrills. Everyone was just wonderful, excited that I was writing this story! Dragstrip announcer MB Robonaught even made an official proclamation to the audience, announcing my iReporter presence! Hurray!

Racer Rocky Belavidorico explains, "SL Drag racing is a great stay at home hobby .. modifying the cars... the competition is excellent and there are many great racers."

Picture 3 is a burn out, sending up plumes of smoke as drivers heat up their tires to stick to the road. At the pre-start countdown, we saw a very convincing deterrent to jumping the gun! Then it's GO TIME! Pedal to the metal baby! In a heartbeat POOF, the cars are gone! But they come back right quick, because each race is best 2 out of 3 heats.

How they reach 450 MPH in under 250 meters boggles the mind! Real world dragsters reach up to 350 MPH in 1000 meter races. That means SL dragsters accelerate at least 4X as fast!

Just before driving out on the track SeVeN VanDouser told me, "To me it's one of the most interactive drag racing simulations... having done it in real life and now only in the SL world, it keeps the dream alive." Awesome!

One thing's for sure... Second Life AIN'T no DRAG! ;-)

The amazing Antonia Foggarty appears in my hockey report: Click Here to read.

Visit the Amber Drag Strip in SL at Amber (81, 224, 1360)

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