By Bixyl Shuftan
He'd get them this time.
Again and again, he had tried to rob that bank. And again and again, he had failed. While sometimes he had simply gotten away with nothing gained, others he'd been caught by the cops and tossed in the slammer for a while. Either way, he had no Lindens to show for all his work.
Well, it would be different this time. His plan would be foolproof. He'd hoodwink his way in, get access to the safe, then grab all the Lindens.
Nothing would go wrong.
He'd walk away vindicated as the master thief he was, and that Podex Bank would be humiliated. No more would they call him "Clumsy Cooper."
Something wasn't right. The bank wasn't supposed to look like that.
He continued forward, the closer he got, the more worried he got. "It, can't, be," he thought allowed. Finally, he reached the location.
The bank building was missing.
Podex was gone.
In it's place, there was a large green sign, "WE MOVED. We moved to new location. Podex."
The furred thief dropped to his knees, "NO!! I spent weeks perfecting the perfect plan! AND THEY MOVE!! You can't do this to me Podex! You can't do this to me!! Why?! Whyyyyyyyyyy?!!"
He collapsed onto the ground, sobbing, "It's, not, faaaiiirrrrr …"
* * * * *
Meanwhile many sims away in Coda, the tellers worked away at the new Podex Exchange building. "Well," one spoke to the other, "how do you like the new office so far?"
"It's great," the other answered, "There's lots of room, and I love the boss's art collection."
"Yes, he does like to collect."
"So far, we've been getting most of our usual level of traffic."
"It does look like our customers are having no trouble finding us."
The second teller pondered, "Hmmm, I wonder."
"That Clumsy Cooper who's always trying to rob us."
"Oh yeah, knowing him, he probably won't know where to look for a while," both tellers chuckled, "even if he did, no matter what he tries, he won't walk away with a single Linden. All business is done through electronic transfer. He'll never get his hands on our Lindens."
"Yeah," the second teller continued to chuckle, "he'll never learn."
The Podex Exchange has a record of being one of the safest Linden exchange services in Second Life, the data processing done outside the exchange, and has a record of thousands of satisfied customers. Transactions can be done at their website, or their location inworld now at Coda (45, 218, 61).
Note: The preceding is a fictional story, written for the dual purpose of advertisement and entertainment.