BREAKING NEWS: "Dunk A Linden" To Become "Spank A Linden"

 

Update: April Fool!

 

 

 Remember at the "Hug-A-Linden/Dunk-A-Linden" event in which Patch Linden got talked into wearing a "spanker" and got his behind swatted? Well, it seems the feedback was so positive, Linden Lab has decided to do away with the dunking booths next year, and instead residents will be able to take a paddle to Linden Lab's finest.

After numerous requests by the residents for the impromptu spanking event at the Valentine's Day event on Isle of View to be somehow made part of the event next year, we at the Lab talked about it and decided to give it a try. Next year, several Lindens at the Isle will be wearing "spankers." While of course we prefer the hugs, we at the Lab aim to please, even it it means some of you will be aiming for our backsides.

So it seems starting next year, the blue dots will be a little red on the behind.

To read Linden Lab's statement: Click Here.