For the first time since the start, it's just been the me the editor and head writer at the paper this week. No, nobody's been slacking. One was in the hospital, and the others had to take care of some real life matters. But don't worry, the rest of the team will soon have some stories. Until then, I'll hold down the fort the best I can.
*slides the keyboard forward and puts a pillow down, followed by taking a snooze*