"Top-o th' mornin! Tis be St. Potty's week! Be checkin' out th' Grid
this week fer events of the holiday o' th' Em'rald Ile. There even be a
sim named Dublin, which be havin' events all th' Day o' the Wearin' o
th' Green. But there be more than jus St. Potty's Day events this week,
talk shows, readin's, lectures, and more."